what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is
please no
Please yes.
YES. I get to turn into a troll with pterodactyl wings and mind powers. Fucking rad. BRING IT ON.
heeyyy saaame
Wark.
I’M MISSING A WING HELP
I AM my url.
Navi. Where art thou?
found on facebook. :[ this upsets me greatly…
Guuurl that’s with brand name,
I live the “Great Value” life.
*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
…I’ve never read a post more beautiful
…I think.
(via pokemonmasterkimba)
Greatest Graduation Card Ever.
Why is it that with every other food I eat a serving size and I’m like
“Wow, that was filling.”
But with Taco Bell I’m all
“I MUST DEVOUR ALL THINGS TACO!”
it is late 2013. kim kardashian has just given birth. just as they are about to name the child taylor swift runs in and pushes the nurse away and yells “imma let u finish but blue ivy was the best celebrity baby of ALL TIME” and runs away
justice has been served
And then Kanye goes and cries in the bathroom and has to be consoled by Selena Gomez?
So this is on the wall at my school.
What kind of sick joke is this?
Serving Size: 2 Wyngz.
…what the hell? I’m supposed to let a bag (that spells wings WYNGZ) tell me how much I can eat?
I don’t need you bag. I’m a strong independent African American woman, who don’t need no man.
