Does my name pass through your mind when it’s 3 am and you’re wide awake?
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youcouldbemy-sanity:

She’s laughing because she’s thinking “lol same”

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weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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Rules my Grandma’s Psychiatrist gave her in 56’

flickwillfly:

keepfitstayfab:

  1. Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
  2. Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
  3. Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat. 
  4. Never again do anything you don’t want to do. 

that’s damn good advice

you see can’t get that advice now because it would be considered destructive

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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

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kobetyrant:

IM SCREAMING OVER 500 PEOPLE REPORTED HER

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iwontstandalone:

sherlock-has-the-tardis:

criminals-minds:

thor-oughly-amused:

hiddlesworth69:

bearlywriting:

can-i-please-kiss-you-if-i:

myleisuretime:

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) kids are growing up.

They grew eyebrows too

Did Agustus Gloop just Nevil Longbottum us??

no, but i think that Jordan Fry Nevil Longbottomed us

I think we missed the true Longbottom of this cast… Blair Dunlop

Dear god

What was in that chocolate and where can I get some

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what if instead of laughing we just screamed “HUMOR” when we thought something was funny

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